Perspective
A man had lost one of his arms in an accident. One day he felt terribly depressed and decided to commit suicide.He got into an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn’t have any arms at all.
He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself. I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life. He hurried down to the street and caught up to the man with no arms.
He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again.
The one armed man asked, ‘why are you so happy anyway?’
He said, "I’m NOT happy …. my ass itches."
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Lindsay Lohan Turns 21
Party girl Lindsay Lohan quitely marked her 21st birthday getting sober in rehab instead of the initially planned wild booze party at Pure in Las Vegas. Although she did took a break from her Promises sessions to be with her family in LA.Lohan’s mother and siblings were photographed arriving at Los Angeles International Airport over the weekend for what her mother had said would be a family celebration. And on Monday, she was seen jogging on the beach during a break from her stay at Promises rehab center in Malibu.
Last week Beverly Hills police forwarded a report to the District Attorney’s office citing Lohan was on drugs during the night of her car crashing accident on May 26. The DA said they are still gathering evidence before formally charging the actress of any crime.
Police said they found a substance tentatively identified as “a usable amount of cocaine” in connection with the accident.
Looks like La Lohan could be in serious trouble…
Source: Scoops
Hikmah Peluk Isteri
Seorang suami yang memeluk isterinya untuk sekurang-kurangnya 10 saat setiap pagi akan panjang umurnya lima tahun.Menurut kajian oleh seorang pakar di Jerman mengenai hubungan antara sentuhan dan tahap kesihatan.
”Seseorang itu boleh panjang umur jika memeluk isterinya setiap hari kerana pelukan dan sentuhan boleh menyebabkan tubuh manusia mengeluarkan pelbagai hormon termasuk endorfin yang baik untuk kesihatan tubuh,” jelas pakar itu
Hormon endorfin adalah sejenis bahan kimia semula jadi yang bertindak sebagai penahan sakit dan mengurangkan keresahan. Selain mempunyai kesan positif dari segi saintifik dan kesihatan sentuhan, pelukan dan gurau senda antara suami dan isteri juga merupakan sunah Rasulullah s.a.w.
Ada kajian di Amerika Syarikat juga mendapati pelukan suami dapat mengurangkan tahap kolesterol dan meningkatkan kesihatan isteri.
Oleh itu suami yang inginkan isterinya menurunkan berat badan digalakkan peluk isterinya lebih kerap.
Hubungan seks dalam penuh rasa kasih sayang juga dapat membantu pasangan untuk awet muda dan berketerampilan menarik.
Wanita yang mempunyai kehidupan seks yang baik dan bahagia akan lebih cenderung untuk menghiasi diri.
Source: Jarum Kota
ePetrol System - Possible Solution for Fuel Subsidy ?
ePetrol Holdings Sdn Bhd is proposing to the government of Malaysia to make use of their ePetrol system as solution to implement fuel subsidy scheme for citizen with MyKad. This company is established in 2003. Their founding directors include RHB Group founder Tan Sri Rashid Hussain and Dialog Group Bhd chairman and group managing director Ngau Boon Keat. They've showcased the ePetrol system during the World Congress on Information Technology 2008 (WCIT 2008).
User of the system will need to register and activate his MyKad at a registration kiosk to be eligible for the fuel subsidy. The user can link the MyKad to his bank account so payment can be debited from the account each time a fuel purchase is made. Otherwise, payment can be made via credit card or cash. The user is then identified with his MyKad at the petrol pump terminal, and his subsidy amount will be deducted during the fuel pumping transaction.
Will this solution be rolled out by the government? Let's wait and see...
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User of the system will need to register and activate his MyKad at a registration kiosk to be eligible for the fuel subsidy. The user can link the MyKad to his bank account so payment can be debited from the account each time a fuel purchase is made. Otherwise, payment can be made via credit card or cash. The user is then identified with his MyKad at the petrol pump terminal, and his subsidy amount will be deducted during the fuel pumping transaction.
Will this solution be rolled out by the government? Let's wait and see...
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New Target of Attack on Najib — His Wife
KUALA LUMPUR, May 28 — The Opposition today opened another front in its ongoing attack on Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak, this time zooming in on his wife.In the past, Parti Keadilan Rakyat politicians have attempted to link Najib to the murder of Mongolian model Altantuya Shariibuu and pressured him on several defence deals, including the purchase of submarines.
Today, the focus was on Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor.
Gombak MP Azmin Ali alleged that Malaysian High Commissions and embassies abroad had to incur "unofficial" expenses while taking care of wives of VIPs. For example, he said that the mission in London have to pay taxes, transport and excess baggage charges incurred by Rosmah when she accompanied Najib on a trip last year.
"It is among the highest cost incurred by the mission there. I won't say this if there is no proof. We have got the initial report from the Malaysian High Commission there," he said.
His comments brought shouts of disapprovals from several backbenchers including Dr Ahmad Fuad Zarkashi and a rebuttal from Foreign Minister Datuk Seri Rais Yatim.
The minister said that the Malaysian High Commission in the United Kingdom said it only received Najib and Rosmah on their arrival there.
"The High Commission had stated that it had not made a single payment, which was not relevant, on behalf of the deputy Prime Minister's wife. What he is saying is not true," said Rais.
Azmin did not let up and wondered how the Malaysian High Commission could have replied to his query in the House so quickly.
"It is still morning in London. How could our High Commissioner in the United Kingdom complete the investigation in such a short time," he said.
Najib made light of Azmin's claim. "I don't want to comment on something as petty and frivolous as that. This is not true anyway," he said.
Source: The Malaysian Insider
How To Save Money On Movies and Avoid Spending More
There are many ways to save money on movies. You may love so much watching movies at cinema or on DVDs but you a very budget to cope with the living cost. This post could provide a little relief of your movies madness.
First, lets look at the illegal approaches to watch movies with little or no money at all. They seem like the best ways to save money but you'll may find trouble with the higher authority if you get caught. I only want to show you ways of saving money on movies and I'm not highly encourage people to follow this approach but if you want to, don't get caught. Simple.
-Buy pirated DVD. Buy at pasar malam (night market) or selected shopping mall which is illegal. Cost of buying a DVD: RM 5 - RM 15. I was once found 20 movies in one DVD and that is outrageous, pirates these days are really technologically advanced.
-Rip movies from file-sharing or torrent. Watch for copyright title or else, you will face problems with lawsuits.
-Direct download from RapidShare and FileFactory.
Here I point out for the legal ways to save money on movies (not including P2P, filesharing, illegal copies which enabling copyright infringement). You want to save some money for bigger purpose but you can't leave your loves of movies and TV series.
-Plan your budget. Include the appropriate amount that you want to spend for movies on your budget. Too much it will blow your money, too little and you can't reach your satisfaction.
-Go for super Wednesday. Both TGV and GSC cut down their prices in half on Wednesdays.
-Chase the ticket of early bird. Buy ticket for the first show of the day (usually at 11.00 a.m.) which actually can save your money.
-GSC Birthday Coupon. Just register your name to be a membership and show your Identification Card (IC) at GSC ticket counter you get free coupon
-Borrow from your friend and family. I usually keep waiting for my friends or my brother to buy new DVDs, so I can borrow it.
-Rent DVD. Eflix Sdn Bhd is biggest DVD rental store in Malaysia, almost every title available in this store. Link via my88db.
Although the interface and the design are ugly, videos2u provides great offers on movies. Free delivery, no late charge (as shown on the banner). Read the FAQ to know the rates.
-Don't buy movies at all, just wait for free broadcast TV to show the movie. May consumes two years or three years.
-Watch movies online. There are several website that provide you good link to watch movie online for free. Only the problem is that you have be patience because there's a lot buffering, depends on youinternet connection speed. Link via watch-movies and tv-live plus SurfTheChannel.
-Watch or buy only the good ones. Buy reading some reviews and stars on the movies that you want to buy, you may save some money instead of throwing away the DVD after you watching because it was a toilet-junk movie. IMDB and RottenTomatoes are the reliable resources of movies, they tell you which movie is good and which movie is not. Make a regular visit to IMDB top 250 films and tomatometer of 80% or higher.
-Buy second hand DVD. You can easily buy it on eBay!Malaysia or Lelong.
Source: filtuse
From Malaysian Parliament: Make Sure You Use The Right Word
Deputy Higher Education Minister Datuk Idris Haron wanted to ask Mohd Nasir Zakaria (PAS-Padang Terap) to sit down and not interrupt him while he was speaking in the Dewan Rakyat but he said it in Tamil “ukker”.
But that didn’t sound quite right and got into hot soup when N.Gobalakrishnan (PKR-Padang Serai) to approach Speaker Pandikar Amin Mulia to whisper to him that the word had sexual connotations if not pronounced properly.
Idris was unhappy at how things turned out, then asked the Indian MPs to tell him how it should be pronounced but none of the them was willing to teach him Tamil. Not to be outdone, Idris went on use the Mandarin equivalent to ask Mohd Nasir to sit down.
But Golalakrishnan got into trouble himself for leaving his chair and approaching the Speaker got Barisan Nasional Members of Parliament (MPs) riled up and demanded that he apologise for not observing parliamentary decorum.
The Opposition bench then got into the fray and demanded an apology from Idris for uttering profanity in Parliament, the situation got out of hand until Pandikar Amin stepped in to calm things down.
Pandikar said he allowed Gobalakrishnan to approach him as he too was curios about the Tamil word but told the MPs not to make it a habit of approaching him.
Things only settled down when PKR whip Mohamed Azmin Ali (PKR-Gombak) told Gobalakrishnan to apologise and urged all parties to refrain from “causing unnecessary incidents in the august House”.
So what was Idris saying before he interrupted?
Malaysiakini: Met later in the lobby, Gobalakrishnan claimed that Idris had deliberately used the expletive and further said that his own apology was not for having approached the speaker, but for the 20-minute delay he had caused in the proceedings.
“I’m very sure the speaker was happy that I told him that (meaning of the word),” Gobalakrishnan told reporters.
Idris similarly maintained he had not pronounced, nor had he intended to use any obscene word.
“I did not know the meaning of the (obscene) word until just now,” he said.
Asked who told him the meaning, Idris replied: “Padang Serai, lah!”
And ‘Ukkarengeh’, the word which brought down the House, apparently sounds similar to “Go ‘f…’ yourself”.
Source: Media Rakyat
But that didn’t sound quite right and got into hot soup when N.Gobalakrishnan (PKR-Padang Serai) to approach Speaker Pandikar Amin Mulia to whisper to him that the word had sexual connotations if not pronounced properly.
Idris was unhappy at how things turned out, then asked the Indian MPs to tell him how it should be pronounced but none of the them was willing to teach him Tamil. Not to be outdone, Idris went on use the Mandarin equivalent to ask Mohd Nasir to sit down.
But Golalakrishnan got into trouble himself for leaving his chair and approaching the Speaker got Barisan Nasional Members of Parliament (MPs) riled up and demanded that he apologise for not observing parliamentary decorum.
The Opposition bench then got into the fray and demanded an apology from Idris for uttering profanity in Parliament, the situation got out of hand until Pandikar Amin stepped in to calm things down.
Pandikar said he allowed Gobalakrishnan to approach him as he too was curios about the Tamil word but told the MPs not to make it a habit of approaching him.
Things only settled down when PKR whip Mohamed Azmin Ali (PKR-Gombak) told Gobalakrishnan to apologise and urged all parties to refrain from “causing unnecessary incidents in the august House”.
So what was Idris saying before he interrupted?
Malaysiakini: Met later in the lobby, Gobalakrishnan claimed that Idris had deliberately used the expletive and further said that his own apology was not for having approached the speaker, but for the 20-minute delay he had caused in the proceedings.
“I’m very sure the speaker was happy that I told him that (meaning of the word),” Gobalakrishnan told reporters.
Idris similarly maintained he had not pronounced, nor had he intended to use any obscene word.
“I did not know the meaning of the (obscene) word until just now,” he said.
Asked who told him the meaning, Idris replied: “Padang Serai, lah!”
And ‘Ukkarengeh’, the word which brought down the House, apparently sounds similar to “Go ‘f…’ yourself”.
Source: Media Rakyat
New Age Dictionary - Definitions
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
And Finally,
Technology : When everyone is crowding in front of the TV waiting for American Idol's results, you've already seen it on youtube.
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Lindsay Lohan is a Lesbian
Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael pretty much confirmed that his daughter is a lesbian.
Days after photos of Lindsay and girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson’s nuzzling necks in Cannes, France, surfaced, he tells Usmagazine.com in an e-mail their relationship "is evident to anyone with half a brain."
Still, he adds, "Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false." (See more spring flings.)
His daughter, 21, "is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God."
Michael — who volunteers for a Christian-based rehab organization — couldn't help but take a swipe at his ex Dina (who just debuted her new E! reality show).
"Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't," Michael says. "I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids.
Jumping On Bed
A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.”
The husband said, “What did he say about your 56 year old ass?”
“Your name never came up,” she replied.
Source: World for Fun
Old News
A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.”The blonde replies, “Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50.
The brunette says, “I can’t accept this money. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.” “No, you have to take it,” says the blonde.
“I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”
Source: Funtasticus
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.”The blonde replies, “Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50.
The brunette says, “I can’t accept this money. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.” “No, you have to take it,” says the blonde.
“I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”
Source: Funtasticus
A Good Excuse
A man was driving home late one afternoon above the speed limit. He noticed a police car with its red lights in his rearview mirror. He thought, "I can outrun this guy," so he floored it and the race was on. The cars were racing down the highway at 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passed 100, the guy figured, "What the heck," and gave up. He pulled over to the curb. The police officer got out of his cruiser and approached the car.He leaned down and said, "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go." The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rearview mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"
The officer let him go.
Source: Laugh IT Out
What Does Success Mean?
-At the age of 3 it means not shitting in your pants.
-At the age of 12 it means having friends.
-At the age of 18 it means having a drivers license.
-At the age of 20 it means having sex.
-At the age of 35 it means having money.
and…
-At the age of 50 it means having money.
-At the age of 60 it means having sex.
-At the age of 70 it means having a drivers license.
-At the age of 75 it means having friends.
-At the age of 80 it means not shitting in your pants.
Why is the Bride Dressed in White?
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”“Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.” Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said,
“So, why is the groom wearing black?”
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Fun McDonald's Facts
- Des Plaines, Illinois is home to Ray Kroc’s first McDonald’s restaurant (1955). He signed a franchise agreement with Dick and Mac McDonald, who had opened their restaurant in 1948 in San Bernardino, California-Before setting up the McDonald’s fast-food restaurant chain, Ray Kroc was a high school dropout, ambulance driver, jazz pianist, Florida real-estate salesman, radio station manager, and paper cup salesman.
-The busiest McDoanlds is in Karlsplatz, Munich, Germany
-Busiest in the U.S. is at 220 W. 42nd St., New York (Times Square)
-The U.S. has the most McDonald’s with 12,804 restaurants. Germany is in fifth place with 1,091 restaurants.
-More than 1/3 of all French fries sold in the United States are by McDonald’s.
-Nearly one in eight workers in the US has at some time been employed by McDonald’s.
-Since its founding in 1955, McDonald’s has sold well over 100 billion hamburgers.
-In India the “Big Mac” is changed into the “Maharaja Mac”, a mutton burger in deference to religious injunctions against the consumption of beef and pork.
-The Big Mac was introduced in 1968. The price was 49 cents.
-In 2001, McDonald’s is the world’s largest purchaser of beef.
-According to 2003 statistics, Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonald’s.
Burj Dubai - The New Tallest Building In The World
Dubai makes history! As of today, you can find the tallest man-made building in Dubai. The skyscraper is called Burj Dubai (burj means tower in Arabic) and the tower overtook the Warszawa radio mast in Poland which measures 646 meters. The Dubai-based skyscraper measures 650 meters and it’s expected to get even bigger and will reach 819 meters to the aircraft beacon.
Details of Burj Dubai can be viewed here.
Dubai should hurry up with the Burj because Kuwait’s Burj Mubarak Al-Kabir will be finished in 2012 and will measure 1,001 meters. Until then, Dubai will be very proud of their achievement and I’m guessing that they could start a project to make it even taller and to compete against Burj Mubarak Al-Kabir.
Check out the video below with the video of the Burj Dubai designed by Adrian Smith, and at least for the moment, the tallest building in the world ever.
The Good Husband...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, “Son… what happened last night?”
“Well, you came home after 3 A. M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??”
His son replies, “Oh THAT!… Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m married!!”
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time...Priceless!
Tom Cruise Sues Baby Store Over Celeb Gossip
Instead of You Don’t Mess With the Zohan, somebody should make a movie called You Don’t Mess With Tom Cruise’s Legal Team.Cruise - the man who brought down David Hans Schmidt, and who will take on just about anyone who defames him - is not happy with baby boutique Petit Tresor for allegedly talking to celeb gossip rags about his spending.
Tom had his lawyers send a cease and desist letter to the store.
The letter accuses the boutique of telling celeb news that TomKat spent a staggering $350,000 on Suri Cruise’s wardrobe over the last two years.
Lawyers for Cruise say the information is not only wrong, but it violates their clients’ confidentiality. Do not f*%k with this man!!
Source: The Hollywood Gossip
NASA Wants To Pay You $17,000 To Stay In Bed… For 90 Days
NASA is seeking participants for a test on the effects of microgravity on the human body, offering $17,000 for 90 days of 'work.' What are the requirements? The ability to lay in bed for nearly 90 days straight without going mentally insane.
The Bed Rest Study is being done in Houston by NASA in the 'Human Test Subject Facility' in Johnson Space Center.
Source: Presurfer
Understanding Economic Stimulus Rebate or Subsidy
For some country, it is known as economic stimulus rebate, for others, it is known as subsidy. Some might prefer the two terms used differently, but in the end it all meant the same....a form of financial assistance paid to a business, public or economic sector. But did the the general public really understands how the government can afford to provide rebate or subsidy to those sectors ?
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The Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . .. . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!
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Windows 7 Preview (The Future of Microsoft)
Windows 7 is the successor of Windows Vista. Windows 7 is expected to be released sometime in 2010.
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Man vs Woman - Estate Planning
Dan was a single guy living at home with his fatherand working in the family business.When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
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Words of Wisdom
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me ALONE.
2. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
3. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
4. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. If you lend someone $20 and you never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
10. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
11. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
12. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
13. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
14. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
15. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
16. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
17. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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The Perfect Song = 2 Minutes and 42 Seconds
An interesting article on why the perfect song is 2 minutes and 42 seconds long and it also links to a collection of 2m 42s songs.
Blind Man and A Blonde
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, “Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?”The man says back to the blind man, “Look buddy, I’m blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, “Nah, I wouldn’t want to have to explain it five times.”
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Nutrition and Health (Tips for Americans...)
For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.
It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Ecocho - The Eco-Friendly Search Engine
Ecocho is is the world's first known search engine that enables users to offset their own carbon emissions for free. It uses Yahoo and Google results and for every 1,000 searches made on the site they will donate 2 trees. So far they've planted 3,241 trees and offset 1.6KG of CO2.
Hot and Cold Sex
After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: ‘You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?’‘In fact, I do,’ said the old man. ‘After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.’
Later, after examining his elderly wife, the doctor said:
‘Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?’
She replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: ‘Your husband had an unusual concern.
He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?’
‘Oh that crazy old fart,’ she replied. ‘That’s because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August.’
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How To Handle Telemarketers
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Alternately, you can tell them, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my car won't start..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your problems.
3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
4. This works great if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company..." You: (Wait for a second) With a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"
5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.
6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.
7. If MCI or any telecommunication company calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends...would YOU be my friend?"
8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get blood out? Can you get out GOAT blood? How about HUMAN blood?"
9. Ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
10. Tell the telemarketer that you work for the same company, they often can't sell to their fellow employees.
11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a telemarketer, set the receiver down, shout or scream "Oh my God!!!" and then hang-up.
12. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number, you will call them back. When the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!" Hang up.
13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
14. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
15. Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.
16. Tell the telemarketer, "Okay, I will listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."
17. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"
18. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up... louder...louder...louder...
19. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write DOWN EVERY WORD
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Apparently Jet Lag Could Kill You !!!
Apparently, in 1971 a woman died from jet lag after taking 160 consecutive trans-Atlantic flights."One day in 1971, a woman called Sarah Krasnoff made off with her 14-year-old grandson, who was caught up in an unseemly custody dispute, and took him into the sky. In a plane, she knew, they were subject to no laws, and if they never stopped moving, the law could never catch up with them. They flew from New York to Amsterdam. When they arrived, they turned around and flew from Amsterdam to New York. Then they flew from New York to Amsterdam again, and from Amsterdam to New York, again and again and again, month after month.
They took about 160 flights in all, one after the other, according to the stage piece "Jet Lag." They saw 22 movies an average of seven times each. They ate lunch again and again and turned their watches six hours forward, then six hours back. The whole fugitive enterprise ended when Krasnoff, 74, finally collapsed and died, the victim, doctors could only suppose, of terminal jet lag."
For those who are unfamiliar with the term "jet lag", here's one for you, cited from Wikipedia.
Jet lag, also jetlag or jet-lag, is a physiological condition which is a consequence of alterations to circadian rhythms; it is classified as one of the circadian rhythm sleep disorders. Such disturbances result from shift work, daylight saving time, chronic congenital disorders, or as the name implies, transmeridian travel as on a jet plane. They are known as desynchronosis, dysrhythmia, dyschrony, jet lag, or jet syndrome. The condition is generally believed to be the result of disruption of the "light/dark" cycle that entrains the body's circadian rhythms.
The condition of jet lag may last many days, and medical experts have deemed that a recovery rate of "one day per time zone" is a fair guideline. Good sleep hygiene promotes rapid recovery from jet lag: in fact sleep, relaxation, moderate exercise, and sensible diet seem to be the simplest recovery methods.
However, since the experience of jet lag varies among individuals, it is difficult to assess the efficacy of any single remedy. Age may also be a factor on the severity of jet lag, as younger people will suffer worse jet lag than older people would.
Women of reproductive age are more susceptible to jet lag than are men this is in part because estrogen is often vulnerable to jet lag-like conditions.
Most chemical and herbal remedies, including the hormone melatonin, have not been tested nor approved by official agencies such as the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
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Funny Product Labels
On Tesco’s - Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — ‘Do not turn upside down.’
On Sainsbury’s peanuts — ‘Warning:contains nuts’
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — ‘Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.’ (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — ‘Product will be hot after heating.’ (…and you thought????…)
On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap — ‘Directions: Use like regular soap.’ (and that would be???….)
On some Swanson frozen dinners — ‘Serving suggestion: Defrost.’ (but, it’s just a suggestion.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron — ‘Do not iron clothes on body.’ (but wouldn’t this save me time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid — ‘Warning: May cause drowsiness.’ (..I’m taking this because???….)
On most brands of Christmas lights — ‘For indoor or outdoor use only.’ (as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor — ‘Not to be used for the other use.’ (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts — ‘Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.’ (Step 3: say what?)
On a child’s Superman costume — ‘Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.’ (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw — ‘Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.’ (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Source: Bits & Pieces
On Sainsbury’s peanuts — ‘Warning:contains nuts’
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — ‘Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.’ (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — ‘Product will be hot after heating.’ (…and you thought????…)
On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap — ‘Directions: Use like regular soap.’ (and that would be???….)
On some Swanson frozen dinners — ‘Serving suggestion: Defrost.’ (but, it’s just a suggestion.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron — ‘Do not iron clothes on body.’ (but wouldn’t this save me time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid — ‘Warning: May cause drowsiness.’ (..I’m taking this because???….)
On most brands of Christmas lights — ‘For indoor or outdoor use only.’ (as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor — ‘Not to be used for the other use.’ (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts — ‘Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.’ (Step 3: say what?)
On a child’s Superman costume — ‘Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.’ (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw — ‘Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.’ (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Source: Bits & Pieces
Jeans with Embedded Keyboard
Spotted on Yanko Design, designed by Erik De Nijs, jeans with an embedded keyboard is a good concept in theory, but I wonder how practical it is, in day to day situation. How it is to wash your jeans ? How many jeans you should buy to ensure you have plenty supply of keyboards at all times ? Would the effect of the keyboard reduced after the jeans were soaked in the rain while you're on your way to work/school etc ?
Advice To Give Your Daughter...About Men !!!
1. Don't imagine you can change a man, unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander, it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same, they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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8 Different Types Of Headlines Which Sells
1. The News Headline:
If your product or service offers something newsworthy, announce it in your headline. You would normally use this to introduce a new product or the improvement of an existing product.Here are some words you can use in your News Headlines.New, Announcing, Introducing, Finally, Just released, Now, At last.Examples:
“At last! A Tooth Paste Kids Will Love”
“New Diet Burns Off More Fat Than If You Ran 98 Miles a Week”
“Announcing . . . The New Bald Cure Guaranteed To Make Even Trevor Crook Look Like He’s Got A Full Crop Of Hair!”
2. The Guarantee Headline:
These state a desirable benefit and guarantee results or other benefits. If you offer a powerful guarantee . . . let your prospects know by stating it in the headline.
Examples:
“Makes Money In 90 days Or It’s FREE Under my 100%, Unconditional Money Back Guarantee”
“Hands Which Feel As Smooth As Silk In 24 Hours . . . Or Double Your Money Back!”
3. The How To Headline:
With over 7,000 book titles starting with ‘How To’ you can’t go wrong with this one. If you ever get stuck, try adding ‘how to’ in front of your headline as these type of headlines promise your prospect a source of information, advice and solutions to their problems.
Example:
“How To Win Friends And Influence People”
“How To Avoid Snake-Oil Selling Scumbags On The Internet”
4. The Benefit Headline:
Benefits sell . . . features DO NOT! To write a successful benefit Headline, you must know your market so well, you can offer them a powerful, compelling benefit driven headline which they can’t easily get somewhere else. You must do your homework though in order to know what benefit will motivate your prospect/s to take action.
Examples:
“Dries Up Your Hay Fever In 15 Minutes”
“Stops Diahorrea in 30 Minutes”
“It Cleans Your Breath While It Cleans Your Teeth”
5. The Question Headline:
Be careful when using this one. You must know your market backwards otherwise you can blow your whole advertising campaign. The best types of questions to ask are questions which get your prospect involved.
Examples:
“Do You Make These Mistakes In Marriage?”
“Do You Make These Mistakes In English?
“Can You Smash Through 6 Bricks Like Dr. Stan ‘Breakthrough’
Harris?
6. The Reason Why Headline:
These give your prospect specific reasons why they should read your ad, sales letter or website. These are very effective because they contain facts and specific numbers.
Examples:
“27 Reasons Why You Should Attend Trevor Crook’s Persuasive Writing Sells Online Course”
“37 Fun And Easy Ways To Earn $500 In Your Sleep”
7. The Testimonial Headline:
This is just what it says. It uses a customer testimonial for a headline. This gets your customers to sell for you by talking about the benefits they received.
Examples:
“How I Make $557.63 Per Week In My Sleep”
“I Had Never Purchased A Share In My Life. I Opened A Share Account With $14,000.00 After Attending The Trading Edge Workshop . . . In Six Months My Account is OVER $21,000!”
8. The Command Headline:
This tells your customers what to do. Your command should encourage action by offering your prospect a benefit which will help them. The most effective command headlines start out with action verbs.
Examples:
“Stop Baldness Today Before Your Head Looks Like A Bowling Ball”
“Stop Wasting Time On Advertising Guesswork”
“Stop Being An Advertising Victim”
“At last! A Tooth Paste Kids Will Love”
“New Diet Burns Off More Fat Than If You Ran 98 Miles a Week”
“Announcing . . . The New Bald Cure Guaranteed To Make Even Trevor Crook Look Like He’s Got A Full Crop Of Hair!”
2. The Guarantee Headline:
These state a desirable benefit and guarantee results or other benefits. If you offer a powerful guarantee . . . let your prospects know by stating it in the headline.
Examples:
“Makes Money In 90 days Or It’s FREE Under my 100%, Unconditional Money Back Guarantee”
“Hands Which Feel As Smooth As Silk In 24 Hours . . . Or Double Your Money Back!”
3. The How To Headline:
With over 7,000 book titles starting with ‘How To’ you can’t go wrong with this one. If you ever get stuck, try adding ‘how to’ in front of your headline as these type of headlines promise your prospect a source of information, advice and solutions to their problems.
Example:
“How To Win Friends And Influence People”
“How To Avoid Snake-Oil Selling Scumbags On The Internet”
4. The Benefit Headline:
Benefits sell . . . features DO NOT! To write a successful benefit Headline, you must know your market so well, you can offer them a powerful, compelling benefit driven headline which they can’t easily get somewhere else. You must do your homework though in order to know what benefit will motivate your prospect/s to take action.
Examples:
“Dries Up Your Hay Fever In 15 Minutes”
“Stops Diahorrea in 30 Minutes”
“It Cleans Your Breath While It Cleans Your Teeth”
5. The Question Headline:
Be careful when using this one. You must know your market backwards otherwise you can blow your whole advertising campaign. The best types of questions to ask are questions which get your prospect involved.
Examples:
“Do You Make These Mistakes In Marriage?”
“Do You Make These Mistakes In English?
“Can You Smash Through 6 Bricks Like Dr. Stan ‘Breakthrough’
Harris?
6. The Reason Why Headline:
These give your prospect specific reasons why they should read your ad, sales letter or website. These are very effective because they contain facts and specific numbers.
Examples:
“27 Reasons Why You Should Attend Trevor Crook’s Persuasive Writing Sells Online Course”
“37 Fun And Easy Ways To Earn $500 In Your Sleep”
7. The Testimonial Headline:
This is just what it says. It uses a customer testimonial for a headline. This gets your customers to sell for you by talking about the benefits they received.
Examples:
“How I Make $557.63 Per Week In My Sleep”
“I Had Never Purchased A Share In My Life. I Opened A Share Account With $14,000.00 After Attending The Trading Edge Workshop . . . In Six Months My Account is OVER $21,000!”
8. The Command Headline:
This tells your customers what to do. Your command should encourage action by offering your prospect a benefit which will help them. The most effective command headlines start out with action verbs.
Examples:
“Stop Baldness Today Before Your Head Looks Like A Bowling Ball”
“Stop Wasting Time On Advertising Guesswork”
“Stop Being An Advertising Victim”
19-Year-Old is World's Youngest Professor
According to Wikipedia,Alia Sabur (born February 22, 1989 in New York City, New York) is currently the world's youngest professor.
Sabur became known after being accepted into graduate school at the age of 14. She had left public school in 4th grade, was admitted to State University of New York at Stony Brook at the age of 10 and graduated summa cum laude at 14. She also received a black belt in Tae Kwon Do at the age of 9.
After Stony Brook, Sabur attended Drexel University where she received her M.S. in 2006 and is currently a Ph.D. candidate in Materials Science and Engineering. In 2007 she took a temporary position at Southern University in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina.
On 19 February 2008, the Guinness Book of World Records named Alia the World's Youngest Professor, a designation held by Colin Maclaurin since 1717, when he was appointed professor of mathematics at 19 years and 7 months of age.She has been hired as a professor in the Department of Advanced Technology Fusion at Konkuk University in Seoul, South Korea.
Top 10 Women's Rejection Lines
10. I think of you as a brother... (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages... (I don't want to do my dad)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way... (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now... (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend... (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's)..
5. I don't date men where I work... (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me... (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career... (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate... (I've sworn off only the men like you.)and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it really means)
1. Let's be friends... (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)
Source: Laugh It Out
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Six Diseases You Don't Want
By: Natalie Josef (View Profile)I’ve had friends and family with diseases like cancer, lupus, bipolar, and diabetes, but I’ve never known anyone with a disease I could laugh at. They say laughter is the best medicine; that’s good news for the sufferers of these diseases—at least they’ve got that going for them.
1) Maple Syrup Urine Disease (MSUD)
To answer your question, yes, your pee does smell like maple syrup. Other symptoms include lethargy, coma, avoiding food, and mental retardation. If left untreated, this disease can kill you and would make for an embarrassing obituary … Jeremy White, loving father, son, husband, lost his brave battle against Maple Syrup Urine Disease.
This disease is a metabolism disorder that makes the body incapable of breaking down particular proteins. Studies conducted since 1979 (Georgia) show that MSUD affects approximately 1 in every 120,000 live births and occurs in all ethnic groups worldwide. It’s genetic, so if your baby has pee that smells like it could be poured over waffles, get that baby to the hospital—stat!
2) Exploding Head Syndrome
I’m sure many of you get the same mental image I do when reading the name of this disease. It’s actually not that funny of a disease, but I couldn’t resist that name. Well, it’s kinda funny … the sufferer of Exploding Head Syndrome experiences a sudden loud noise in his head, either right before falling asleep or in the middle of sleep. It’s like an explosion (or cymbal crash) in your brain, but there’s no pain involved and no one else hears it (that’s got to be a lonely feeling).
A report by a British physician in 1988 might be the first description of exploding head syndrome. The good news is that doctors emphasize its benign nature—yeah, it’s traumatizing and can feel like a stroke, but it won’t really hurt you. Don’t get too stressed out—anxiety might trigger it, as can extreme fatigue. Also, women get it more than men, especially when they’re being bitchy. (Okay, I made that last part up.)
3) Jumping Frenchmen of Maine Disorder
This oddly named disease occurs due to a genetic mutation that prevents “exciting” signals in the nervous system from being regulated. It was first discovered in 1878 in a French-Canadian lumberjack population in the Moosehead Lake area of Maine.
A person with this disorder will startle easily and have an exaggerated response to the stimulus; for example, the person might “jump,” cry out, flail his limbs, twitch, or convulse. Another bonus to this disorder is that the patient has an automatic reflex to obey any order as soon as it’s delivered. If you told a sufferer to hit his brother, he would do so without hesitation. Additionally, he will verbally repeat the command over and over again while wailing on his brother … must hit brother, must hit brother, must hit brother …
One theory about the cause of this disorder is that it was a result of inbreeding. So, like, stop doing your sister. Jeez.
4) Fatal Familial Insomnia (Die Because I Can’t Sleep Disease)
The main symptom of this disease is the inability to sleep, though we’re not talking about a few sleepless nights. This is a complete inability to sleep that results in death. Other symptoms are loss of coordination, high blood pressure, excessive sweating, and coma. The disease does not show symptoms until patients are middle-aged. The best part is that your mind never deteriorates, so you’re perfectly aware of the fact that you’re dying until that coma kicks in. Good times!
FFI is one of a handful of prion-mediated diseases; prions are proteinaceous infectious particles lacking nucleic acid. Prions break all the rules regarding biological life forms and set up camp in the brain, causing holes to form, which speeds up dementia and death. Another prion-mediated disease is Mad Cow. But don’t worry, FFI has occurred in only twenty-eight families worldwide. Just don’t be born to one of those twenty-eight families or you will die.
5) Koro Syndrome (Shrinking Penis Syndrome)
Koro is just your garden-variety genital retraction syndrome, i.e. the pathological fear that your genitals are shrinking into the body. Literally, it means that a guy fears his unit will be sucked into his body, resulting in death. There are no documented cases of actual penis shrinkage, though some sufferers hurt themselves frantically trying to stretch the penis. Treatment is informing patients that penile retraction is impossible.
GRS is similar to a panic attack, with sexual elaborations. In a culture with high sexual anxiety, a man could panic at the normal shrinkage due to cold or anxiety. Just don’t live anywhere but in the Western Hemisphere; it mostly occurs in Asia and Africa. Also, avoid witchcraft, sexual relations with prostitutes, masturbation, and food poisoning—I know it’s hard, but use some self control.
6) ABCD Disease (Easy As 1-2-3)
ABCD Syndrome is the acronym for albinism, black lock, cell migration disorder of the neurocytes of the gut, and sensorineural deafness. In other words, a person with this disease is a deaf albino with a lock of black hair who suffers from intestinal abnormalities—that’s quite the combination. Does it make anyone else think of Marilyn Manson?
ABCD Disease is extremely rare; there are only about 200,000 cases in the U.S. Just try not to be born to a parent who has a homozygous nonsense mutation in exon 3 (R201X) of the EDNRB gene … oh, and gargle with salt water.
They say that people have a higher likelihood of beating a serious disease if they laugh, so go ahead and get it out—you never know when you might be stricken with Alice in Wonderland Syndrome. (Yes, it’s real, look it up!)
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Welcome Back !!!
First of all, I would like to apologize for non-updating of news and events the last one and a half month. Few unfortunate events happened simultaneously during that period.
First, my laptop failed and had to be reformatted. As such, it took me quite a while to setup my PC as I have lost many of essential documents and applications for blogging purposes.
Secondly, I was busy with work as I had to deal with business planning issues at the time.
Thirdly, as I was so busy with work, I failed to take care of myself well, and as a result I fall sick for more than two weeks (high fever and flu throughout).
And finally, my wife had to go a tonsillitis and sinus operation, and I just have no time to be in cyberspace to do effective surfing and blogging.
Now, as everything goes back to normal, I hope my site will be effectively updated to entertain all of us, hopefully.
